The first subject of this conversation is the Intelligent Bum. You KNOW who they are! They spend their days on Twitter, Facebook, or any other social networking site – spreading inspirational quotes to us all. Meanwhile, they are 30 years old, unemployed, living with their parents, and on a weekly allowance. They don’t even have a bank account, but love giving business tips. They are knowledgeable in a wide array of subjects. OF COURSE they are! They have nothing else to do but read useless information throughout the day, then flex their brain power online. BITCH, YOU AINT DEEP!!!
Next, there is the Pro-Black online personality. They are usually light-skinned and spend nights trying to decipher hidden meanings in ‘The Boondocks’ episodes. This online personality expresses their hate for the way the media portrays Black people. However, they watch ALL of Hollywood’s new movies so they can complain about the underlying racial connotations. They love to suggest books nobody else has read or cares to read. They complain about how America is an unfair, racist nation, oppressing Black people. CARRY, YO ASS BACK TO AFRICA!!!
Last but not least, there is the Lonely Relationship Expert. They give relationship tips to others, while they sleep with a teddy bear in their arms and a pillow stuffed between their legs every night. Whenever you ask them about why they are single, they give you an excuse like- “I have standards, and I’m not willing to settle.” These are the people that want all of their friends single and lonely, so they can share the experience together. BE MISERABLE BY YOURSELF, LONELY BITCH!!!
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